Sometimes people will tell me that their favourite part of my files is the humour. Instead of taking this as a compliment, I decided to take it as a challenge, and whipped up this little experiment. You'll be laughing your head off in no time...

The first in a new series, where I take a word from some random online generator, and attempt to base an induction on it. Will it work? Will it fail? Listen along, and find out! This file is based on the prompt "toast" and focuses more on snug and warm sensations, than overly-cooked bread.

Another random induction! This files prompt was "wheel" and I tried taking it in a different direction to one involving cars or vehicles and whatnot, instead going for a duller, calmer wheel.

This time the great Random Number Gods bestowed upon us the sacred and holy "export!" As such I have devised a hypnotic recording, designed to export your mind, and reimport it into your head, full of happiness and splendor!

The legendary RNG-lords have bestowed upon us another word! One for us to speculate over for hours and hours and hours, until eventually get bored and just make a hypnotic induction around it instead... Anyway, here's that induction!

Bubbles go pop! And sometimes, thoughts are shown to appear in bubbles. But what happens when a thought bubble goes pop? Listen along to find out.

BEANS! HYPNOSIS! The crossover of the century is finally here! the entire history of humanity has been building up to this momentous occasion! The day when beans and hypnosis finally intertwine, and create the induction that humanity has been longing for!

A collaboration with both myself, and also myself! team trance is a file designed to confuse you in as silly a way as I could come up with at the time, and have multiple versions of me all try to hypnotise you at the same time, in this light-hearted and slightly confusing hypnotic experience!

I've always loved the blank and vacant expression on a persons face when they go into trance. Just that instantaneous vacant stare, when they were so full of energy just a moment before. Now you can appreciate it too, as you stare into your own, whilst slowly becoming more and more like your reflection.

NFT's are god awful. They're just terrible. They're fucking stupid, a waste of resources that destroys the environment and have literally no actual value. There isn't a single positive to them. So why not take the piss and make a file about right-clicking and saving your thoughts as a .jpg after minting them on a blockchain? Well, I can think of several reasons, but I just wanted to go out of my when saying FUCK NFT's!

Another weird induction, focusing on the sensation of having your thoughts gently sucked out via some mysterious tool upon your head. One that feels like it's even reaching into your mind and vacuuming up every spec of thought-dust.

Fractionate your mind with everybody's favourite mathematical thingamajingler; FRACTIONS! And don't worry if you're bad at math! The extra confusion will just help take that mind of yours down even deeper, in this kinda stupid induction.

Look at my hands. With their mesmerising movements and their fluttery fingers, all accompanied by the alluring audio of my voice. I'm sure you'll enjoy watching them, won't you? So let yourself become enchanted by my hypnotic hands.

Waiting is a curious thing, especially when it's for something in particular. Something that may not even be guaranteed. However sometimes it causes us to get excited over nothing. To see it coming when it really isn't, so have fun being teased by this induction that toys with your anticipation of trance.

A fun-filled confusion induction to wreck your heads and keep things fun. This method of confusion is primarily reliant on using your focus on things to keep you focused on the right things that just so happen to be wrong.

Let the gentle warmth of a calm flame ease your body, whilst the body of the flame flickers and moves. Captivated by such a simple thing, you'll be feeling nice relaxed with this soothing induction

Dock yourself in the charging station and let your batteries fill back up in this pleasantly rejuvenating induction!

Let your body slow down and freeze, becoming nothing more than a you-shaped mound of snow. But all snow melts eventually, and you will be no different. Luckily it's just a natural part of being snow, that feels like all of your cares are, quite literally, melting away.

More shitposting in the form of hypno-content! During this file I play around with the idea of words appearing on screen during video files, and try to make use of them as they appear. But if I'm not the one making the words appear... then who is...?

A fun little induction where we turn off your minds connection to the server where your thoughts are hosted, leaving you in an empty limbo. For a few minutes anyway.

Several layers of audio of my voice all climb over and on top of one another on their way into your mind, in this overload-style hypnotic experience!

This file dabbles a little bit in confusion, but moreso in an existential perspective of what thoughts are, what thoughts you think, and how much you do or don't need to/want to think.

A fun induction about removing your thoughts, bit by bit. piece by piece. Block by block. Until eventually there are too few thoughts left and your mind comes tumbling down into trance.

In a stroke of genius, I recorded a file, then made a live commentary of myself reacting to every part of the file. It's a bit confusing, a bit overloading, and (I think it's) fucking brilliant!

Your mind is a gift, so in this file I unwrap the gift, play with it, and then wrap it back up to present back to you. Enjoy!

I present to you the pinnacle of hypnotic bullshitery! A hypnosis file that I recorded on my Nintendo 3DS! This is just a simple induction, and the only editing that was done was some slight colour grading, and background noise removal.

A group of other hypno-creators and I got together to make a biiiiiiig fractionation file! We then seperated it into 4 versions: NSFW, SFW, Masc voices, and fem voices.

Control is a fascinating idea, as is the idea of exchanging it. So I created an induction to toy around with those concepts. So you get power exchange, and we use that exchange to guide you through trance.

Social pressure is a VERY powerful force. Sometimes all I need to do to get you to drop is to be mean to you and tell you to empty your mind. This is one of those times.